An intro to my family:There's mum, who holds the world record for making up the silliest names including 'snooks, blossbert, pooch, volborough, snood, dodipole and toots- all names that i have been called many many times
Then there's Neil, who is obsessed with planes, food, wine, Caravan, and lately clay-pigeon shooting (don't ask.) Neil has many imaginary friends, but no one's had the heart to tell him they're not really there yet...
And then Victoria, my lil sis, who never misses an opportunity to moon at people. Honestly...
And finally, Monty. His name was going to be Monty-paws Krakanowski, but it didn't fit on the birth certificate. Monty is scared of his catflap, and has about 2 braincells
